Well, the salad was a good idea -- leaving it on my desk for 4+ hours before eating it was a bad idea.
That's right - I am now the survivor of food poisoning from a salad. How embarrassing.
Shout out to my better half who took care of me, changed my puke bucket 4 times, made me Gatorade at 3:30 in the morning, went to the store to get me soup, and watched over me in my pitiful state the last 24 hours.
Tomorrow's goals are inspired by Jess Hartnett's dad who once told me to "Aim low and exceed your expectations." My goals are to walk more than 350 steps (which is what I'm nearing towards today), eat more than a few hundred calories, and to pee clear.